(Besides being the enforcement officer of the local HOA I mean )
Yep.
And my investigative know-how tells me you're full of fugking schit.
You seem strangely detached from reality. Anyhoo, the invite stands.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744