Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
OK l’ll fess ‘up, we’ve only had four murder warrants served on campus since I’ve been here, can’t even begin to recall how many college graduates. We did have a fleeing felon shot and killed on campus several years back, but he weren’t a student so that doesn’t count.

My very favorite story is the guy who came on campus wearing a ski mask and laid out the kid who had date-raped his little sister with a crow bar.

Ski mask guy was never caught.


Maybe a rewrite?