Honey, I’m going for a bike ride and you can’t come?
How does that work?
Depends on the wife.
Well, if a wife has stopped having sex, she will most likely start again after she rides around on the back of your motorcycle, maybe even with you.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
