Originally Posted by slumlord
sarcasm and satire are hard to discern from seriousness when you’ve lived most of your life under mama or your wife’s apron.


Must’ve never had your uncle ‘pull your leg’ or even worse, missed out on gettin your ass kicked on a playground.


I’m that guy who’s got a PhD in having his leg pulled and another in having his ass kicked on a playground, but I completed both before I was 10.

Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty