Wallow in what? And, anatomically impossible, I believe 😀

Seriously, I understand the concern regarding public access to public land. I own one (not the only) access to a state section, and just last season gave a hunter permission to cross, but not hunt, my land. The access point through my farm gave the hunter a better place to begin walking than did the access off the public road. I'd do the same for others who ask respectfully. I also gave permission to follow up any hit animal that might be shot on the public but crossed the fence.