Oh wait.

Breathing during cold weather. I pioneered that.

Breathing heavily during sex with a large breasted woman. I pioneered that

Farting. I pioneered that.

Farting after eating chile and/or curry....regardless of country of origin. I pioneered that.

Daylight........

Darkness during nighttime hours......

Gravity......

e=MC2

Carry what you’re willing to fight with - Mackay Sagebrush

Perfect is the enemy of good enough