When I was younger I logged on the north calif coast. Hiway 1 along coast was narrow and had zero shoulder in most places. Summer san francisco cyclists thought it was a great scenic place to pedal. Our log truck drivers thought otherwise. One of the truckers bought a 10speed at a garage sale and then ran it over till it was crumpled up and then wired it to his front right bumper. Had alot of fun with this. He said when the cyclists would see it they would make a face like the first time they took one up the arse
