If I had hotties like her on a bike in front of me, I’d never complain.
Alas, the riders I get stuck behind are either granny’s, or Butch chic’s who are riding with their squad of LGBTQ 🏳️🌈 activist.
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I always get stuck behind grandpa with chicken legs and a boiler hanging over the seat. Of course he is plastered with fake sponsors from head to toe on his way too tight spandex. Bicycle spandex has to be the best marketing ever. "We'll charge you to wear our companies name all over you. Trust us you'll look cool to all the other bike [bleep]."
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
