Originally Posted by tzone
Would it be completely gay to paint it white?


Originally Posted by northern_dave
The car?


Dunno bout white, but chin up, Dave. Am confident you can fab up a new areola and tint to match.

Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.