If it turns out like that, you'll have to break both of Weezy's arms and legs to keep her from behind the wheel...

Of course, by the time you're done, "runswithscissors" may be old enough to sneak the keys from Dad...

All you'll be left with is a note, where the keys were, reading "Hold my root beer, and don't watch this..."

Last edited by VAnimrod; 04/11/11.