you bring out the best in this place Dave, that boy of yours is gonna have a blast roddin the hail outa that Mopar!
tell him to be careful of girls that wear those fancy jeans with spangles upon them, as you're skinning them while she's laying on the hood it can leave some ugly scratches!
on a serious note, does he take any interest in dad's projects?
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
