you're gonna amount to something someday son, just hide and watch

I can like a young man that can receive constructive criticism and remain cheerful and open minded.


you've done so well taking my advice on this project I'm gonna dust off my copy of the Kumatra Suburama (freakin Indians can't talk right, but they're pretty nifty on the porn) and see if I can't perk up your married life a bit!


being it's momma's day just give the little woman a leering grin and tell her big things are in store for her!

I'll go see if I can find that book now.

but hey a word to the wise, you might want to do some stretches while I'm looking for it.

I pulled something really bad back in '73 when I was a uh student of Indian philosophy.

happy wife makes for a happy life

I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.