I dunno about mini-mopar, that sumbitch had a trunk big enough to haul four or five deer, if you wanted.

I did a run from St. Louis to Louisville one night, in 3.5 hours (250 miles, more or less). For a slant-six, it was a runnin' mo-fo. They'd have locked me up in those days, for that speed (55mph speed limit), if I'd got caught, but the grandmaflauge worked well.


You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.