You need a van with the mural to replace the one on that RR...
Teal's right,...otherwise you're gonna mess up the Zen of the Universe...throwing out bad vibes everywhere you go...
Some ideas...
Those were FUGLY in the day and HAVE NOT improved with age!
Amazing how an image can trigger memories. I remember well those types of vans with the hideous fantasy/sci-fi/psychedelic/other mural scenes. How about the cornball, ridonkulous stickers. 'If this van's a rocking, a don't come a knockin'!'; 'You toucha da car, I break-a you face' type stuff. The 70s were bizarre, style and pop-culture wise.