Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for for Trystan, Fred, or Jud, I have one. They’d like Big Stick, their bitch, right here tonight. They want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on the reservation with all the other meth heads and want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey schit he is!
