Originally Posted by m_stevenson
Originally Posted by kingston
Originally Posted by Beaver10


Based on a recent report....

The only damage done was a small bedroom suffering major Sheetrock damage from several “Participation Trophies” being thrown against the walls...

A large collection of I ❤️ BUNNY posters that were torn apart...

And, one Toy Poodle found beat to death with a personal massager.

😎


*Updated cause of death


A receipt for this was found at the scene, but the actual umm, "tool" has not been located as of now.

https://www.amazon.com/Massager-Wat...amp;qid=1585425047&s=hpc&sr=1-18


It'll show up on an Emergency Room X-ray somewhere.


Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty