Some are people getting caught doing fugged up schit. Respected members of the community type of stuff. Just get a chuckle from those once the Paul Harvey rest of the story is known.
Then ya got the little hometown usa johnny types. Come to the big army base, get their 1st shot of poontang from some local crew served gal. Most special thing in the world to him. No matter what his buds clue him in on.... Obsessed......
He falls instantly in love, marry her maybe... Usually inside of a couple of months or way less To make her his, and only his forever.... Then blow their brains out when they realize she is spreading her pizz flaps all over town.
BOOM!!!! SGLI sweepstakes winner and she moves on....
