California has open inflatable arms for those.....

Originally Posted by slumlord
If live in your 60 yr old mother’s basement and she catches you fugging a blow up doll....

You have two choices

Kill yourself
Or
Move to Alaska

"Those that think they know everything are annoying those of us that have Google." - Dr. D. Edward Wilkinson

Note to self: Never ask an old Fogey how he is doing today.
Revised note to self: Keep it short when someone asks how I am doing.