They missed that one so far, Valsdad. Just like they somehow skipped over Esperanto.

Jag, you probably believe in Jesus because your elders taught you he's real. Just like they did with the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, and Santa.

Santa, BTW, is just "Jesus Lite." We created him the same way. He's immortal, can't be seen, knows if you're good or bad, and performs miracles, after which he flies home to his mythical heaven. He even has a group of "apostle elves" to do his bidding. Instead of bread and wine we make it kid-level with a milk and cookies offering.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.