I'll take that as an insult, Tyrone. No problem.

I didn't make this stuff up; all you believers did. It's up to you to defend it. I just get to point out the absurdities and sit back to watch the fun.

Just one to start: if the "every word is literal fact" in the Bible, and Jesus was God the Father's "only begotten son" then who was the Mrs God to help with that begetting?

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.