Not even a rent-a-cop.

They are honest to goodness State authorized, power of arrest, and all that stuff coppers. At least I was told they were then.

We had the rent a cop types in HS though, before they started stationing actual officers in schools.

The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?