Me and an old gf were heading west on I94 on the way to visit her family in Montana. We were in the middle of nowhere north dakota when we passed two drunks that were swerving all over the road. The driver could barely keep his head up.

As we passed, the guy swerved and nearly put us in the median so I gave them the bird as I got back in the lane.

I watched in the rear view as the passenger was fumbling around for something under the seat. He got it and hung out the window as they gained on us. I told the gf, get down their going to throw a bottle through the window.

She ducked down and when they got just about along side of us, I hit the brakes and they flew by. What I thought was a bottle was actually a handgun pointed right at my head. A handgun held by an extremely intoxicated individual. This was the days before cell phones and it was 50 + miles to the nearest pay phone.

I learned to be more careful with the bird slinging after that.


The deer hunter does not notice the mountains

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto

There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...