Here's to the sanctity of your [bleep] INCREDIBLE Stupidity,precluding you ANY inkling,as to how incredibly farrrrrrrrrr you are in over your head. Which is of course a shame,because it really is EPIC humor. Laffin'!
Now Larry,
Don't discount the possibility that his tinfoil hat has the snorkel attachment. Getting in over your head can be dealt with a la technology.