Your long list of insecurities are very WELL founded and there ain't no slightin' how great you Whine. Congratulations?!? Laffin'!
Play your cards right and when I slide through the Drive-Thru Window you work at,I just might show you a BIG Bear picture or let you touch a skull. Laffin'!
Until then,why don't you set on your Whining Kchunt and throw another Hissy Fit,beings it's seriously the only move you got. Perhaps entertain the notion of getting a picture of the Drama,as it unfolds and points awarded in advance for you crying like always. I'll autograph a pic with a Booner Bruin,if you drag the shutter to say 1/30 or so and catch your trembling lip in all it's splendor. Google it. Laffin'!
Few things more entertaining,than a Whining Yuppie Kchunt cryin' the blues in her hairnet. Your Vagina Monologue is simply MAGNIFICENT!
