Schtick is drunk and mad at the loneliness he lives with in Buttfudk Alaska all by himself...
some how its everyone on the campfires' fault, except his clueless groupies (which number fewer and fewer each year)....
He'll wake up tomorrow at noon with his usual hang over, face down in dog schitt, from when he passed out once again.
It ain't easy being Schtick....
Schtick was fathered by Grumpy ( of the 7 Dwarfs fame), when he was in Coos Bay Oregon in 1968 on a week long bender.
Inherited his father's "height", dopey looks and lack of ability to handle alcohol...
shaved his head so no one can drag him around by the hair, .. like the cops did throwing him into the paddy wagon... before he ran away to Nowhere Alaska.
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