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Well Stumpy, let put credit where credit is due...

you have a lot more experience than me..

1. running a chain saw
2. getting drunk and pass out face first in dog schitt, and then get butt humped by bears to Hutch.
3. Masterbating over pictures of yourself
4. Abusing Drugs
5. Getting dumped by women
6. Waking up and finding the 'good looking gal' you picked up at the bar last night, turns out to be a guy, and it was him doing the anal screwing on the other guy ( YOU)...
7. Falling down the hole in the outhouse and had to wait 3 days before someone was around to pull you out.
8. Find out that the gal with all the long hair you took home from the bar last night turned out to be the neighbor's sheep.. and her sister.
9. The carpet you were munching on last night while drunk, turned out to be the bathroom shower rug.
10. that 5 inch group you shot at 500 yds while drunk turned out to be a 10 inch group at 50 yds.
11. that long distance record you broke, actually just turned out to be you breaking the neighbor's living room window.
12. The garbage company has been making record profits, because they figured out emptying the trash truck in your front yard instead of paying the dump, that you'd never notice and they were right.
13. The short blonde you picked up at the bar last night, and took her home to bang her all night long, turned out to be the neighbor's poodle, and she was delivering puppies the following week end...
14. The local sheriff's office was told by the judge to not jail you.... after a week there, it cost the county $ 5 grand plus to get the smell out...
15. The Blonde you picked up with a French Accent, at the bar last month turned out not to be named Yvonne, but Pierre, and was a transvestite...but he/she has NO IDEA you've been carrying V.D. for a decade or three.

that's just for starters.. just proves once again.. It ain't being Schtick, is it?