Hey 'Stick, why do you favor short spouts?
~He doesn't like rifles that are taller than he is.
~He's used to having a short "spout".
~He got drunk and cut his barrel with a sawzall and now has to pretend that he likes it.
In no particular order.
Happy New Year little buddy.
PS- I know, I know... crossed eyes, awesome buck for an avatar, vagina monologues, cant get off the couch, etc...