What we really need is more public transportation so you can get falling down drunk and don't have to drive yourself home. I'd much rather puke on a city bus than on the upholstery of my own car.

Or, do the Irish/British model and have neighborhood bars on every other corner so you never have to stagger more than a couple hundred yards in any direction to sleep in your own front yard.


Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!