Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Riding lawn mower. It's what they do down the bayou here.


Not so. At least not in MN.

You can get a DUI on any motorized vehicle. Cars, boats, lawn mowers etc.

So, on par with the OP, you could tip your lawn mower mowing a ditch in your own yard and need medical attention. Technically, they could test you and if you were at a .05, you could get a DUI.


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There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...