9mm guy: "read this 40 page dissertation supporting my caliber choice... 9mm performs the same as bigger calibers"

45 guy: " i shoot a 45 because they dont make a 46...."

9mm guy:" the advances in modern bullets put the 9mm on par with.... (ignoring the advances advance all calibers)"

45 guy: "9mm might expand but 45 wont shrink...(loads ball, spits in Texan accent)

9mm guy: " its number of hits that count, capacity!"

45 guy: " 1, maybe 2 more than a wheel gun, i agree more capacity is a good thing!"

9mm guy: " Ballistics gelatin!! "

45 guy; " (chuckles) Bowling pin shoot"

9mm guy ; "Red Herring!"

45 guy ; "Aint that the guy that rode with Colonel Rex Applegate and tied his grip safety down?"

9mm guy: " 40 sucks, useless, provides no performance, hurts me and Hickock's wrists"

45 guy: "umm yeah, them 40s are useless... Short & Weak (looks around nervously)"

Rabid Creedmoorians ring my doorbell ...
as I open it a crack they speak :
"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior , 6.5Creed?"