"Heads up gentlemen, these are bullets, not sh*t turds !" (Haut la tête messieurs, la mitraille ce n'est pas de la merde !).

Colonel Lepic, Grenadiers a Cheval - Battle of Eylau 1807.


Don't ask me about my military service or heroic acts...most of it is untrue.

Pronoun: Yes, SIR !