One of my kids works with retards. My usual greeting to them is "How are the saints doing today?"
Totally Biblical, totally Christian theology. Most of those clients never stepped foot in Church, never baptized and never will. But don't believe that that will work for you. I'm pretty sure that everyone here will be held to a higher standard. The first Great Commandment is to love God with your whole heart, your whole mind and your whole soul. You cannot put the cart before the horse like the Babylonians tried when they built their tower without regard for God, putting the 2nd before the first or ignoring it entirely.
Most people reject The Church because of what they *think* it is, not because of what it really is.
