Originally Posted by ingwe
A drunk ostrich could have some merit! grin


If it stumbles into the fire, reckon we'd have to put it out of it's (tasty) misery.

Hm.

That reminds me. Is Powell making it? He's fallen into a fire or two I hear, but has he ever fallen into a fire wrestling an ostrich?

Bring burn cream..., check on nearest burn facility... - check.

Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.