Check this out,gents. I'm going through TSA security check and I get motioned to front of line. Thought it was because of TSA pre approval or I was about to be in a jam. Turns out the TSA guy thought my Red Oxx knapsack logo was a Trident Seal logo. I quickly spoke up with the truth and he still let me proceed. I said my physical shape must have made you think so. He replied by saying he thought it might have been some 30 year reunion thing. With him letting me go first, he could have called me fat ass for all I would have cared.


The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward