Just got home. 1:30 am here, so just a short list of things learned on the trip:
1) Not all deer run from pigs. 2) Drinking beer all day, you get drunk. Drinking Coors all day, gets you "imbibed". 3) Never holler "Whoa" in a tight spot or take a new-to-you-rifle hunting. 4) Regarding airline travel - it helps a speedy return, when:
- you take your time in the aile to pack and repack your suitcase or do yoga stretches upon boarding.
- you take the time to visit the third thrift shop, ot get another burger, while the boarding crew is on their seventheen "last" call for the flight to Casa Blanca.
- you complain about the rectangular wire things standing in the way (the go/no go gauges for carry on luggage) and then try to benchpress your case into the overhead bins.
5)Regarding coming home - to have left your keys behind, so you find yourself burglaring your own home, only to be later be told by the wife, who is happy to have you back but is away herself, that she left a key out for you.
