The Grand Poobah, Ingwe the Bold, exalted Master held high in esteem, fearless Leader, Sleepless Guardian of Reason, Red Ribbon Winner in the 20 foot backward dash, King Ruler with the Iron Fist to the Merry Band of Turdlike People,
to you, Brian.
"Poobs" I dare say, why not call him "Bitsy Pookums", while you are at it?
