Recommend a wax called "Old #6's." One could try lubriderm or some such, but boy, it takes a lot and they sure do squaller.


Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.