Plus, everyone knows Joel only drinks PBR and, were he to partake in a blender drink, he wouldn't put fruit or umbrellas in it.

I'd do anything for you Bobby but standing in between you and both Tom and Joel is tempting fate, brother.

I don't even think your new Glock could save us.

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward