Sunday morning came up on me and Jr sleeping in a school parking lot in Alabama. I thought I made a made a clean getaway, but I have since learned I have been banned for life from Alabama rest area restrooms after the Whataburger reckoning I delivered. I did a Bo Duke and slid across the hoot of the old tahoe before driving like crazy to the East end of the state after the deed was done. Sorta felt sorry for the poor cleaning person, but I didn't ask for that war.

No matter.

I still love Whataburger.


"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis