Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Just cut down a 100-ft fir tree. It was leaning badly in a direction I didn't want it to go but yet I put that sucka EXACTLY where I wanted it.

I got mad skillz.


Please make sure you and your progeny stand under it. It would truly be a great contribution to this country and the gene pool in general..


A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”