"The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."
This would apply to you Jeff:
The first time someone calls you a dumbass you punch him on the nose. The second time someone calls you a dumbass you call him a jerk. The third time someone calls you a dumbass maybe it's time to go join the donkeys over at democraticunderground.com.
Everyone here done called you a dumbass.