God created us, we ain’t related to fuucking monkeys.
Actually, you are a monkey.
Modern humans are a member of the Geneus Homo which includes other close relatives such as Homo Neanderthalensis.
We are of the tribe Hominini which includes [bleep], but not Gorillas, and the subfamily Homininae, aka "African apes" which does include the Gorilla.
Above that you are a member of the infraorder Simimiformes, which is MONKEY.
Just as all humans are Animals, and Mammals, and primates, we are also all Monkeys.