Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
Originally Posted by hanco
God created us, we ain’t related to fuucking monkeys.


Actually, you are a monkey.
Modern humans are a member of the Geneus Homo which includes other close relatives such as Homo Neanderthalensis.

We are of the tribe Hominini which includes [bleep], but not Gorillas, and the subfamily Homininae, aka "African apes" which does include the Gorilla.

Above that you are a member of the infraorder Simimiformes, which is MONKEY.

Just as all humans are Animals, and Mammals, and primates, we are also all Monkeys.


about the time the Naked Ape lost his hairy body (evolution?) he/she had to start looking for alternative coverings during cold/inclement weather.

animal hides would probably suffice in colder areas, leaves in warmer areas?

a human without a hairy exterior would need to adapt pretty quickly.

adaptation. that word shows up over and over. we are adaptive.