Sent three kids through Catlick school preK-12

If you know Catlick schools if your not working your working there, well unless your one of the rich pukes that donate buildings and such,

Honed skills cooking for thousands over that time.

Always found cooking for events got me out of other schit duties and I could drink for free unmolested.

"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."