Originally Posted by Ken Howell
Originally Posted by derby_dude
� I came to the conclusion a long time ago that if spiritual life meant spending it with a Christian God I was out of here. �

God's reputation suffers more at the hands of many who claim to be His than from His harshest critics.

Those who eventually enter into His presence will be mighty surprised to see who's there and who isn't. Even greater will be the surprise of those who expect Him to be their eternal landlord but find that they're paying rent to someone else.


We used to hear "everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die to get there."

Now I find that a lot of people just do not want to go there. Well, God ain't gonna force 'em.


The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.