Scientists sent a delegate to tell God that He was no longer relevant.

"Oh!" God said, "Why's that?"

"Now we can create life in the laboratory."

"Wonderful! How do you do that?"

The scientist stooped and scooped-up a handful of dirt.

"no, no, no!" God said, "Use your own dirt!"


"Good enough" isn't.

Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.