Speaking of constables, in a probably futile attempt to redirect this thread to something approximating the title, here is a picture of Stubbs fondling the trigger of a piece of local constabulary history. Notice the fine craftsmanship of the welding job on the front sight, which complements the engraving on the receiver. Stubbs also enjoyed lounging on the buffalo rug pictured in the background.

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