Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Bristoe
Ya'll better stick to pickin' on hillbillies.

Hillbillies ain't got no lobby or Mossad.

Maybe we-uns-is ort to crank up the AHPAC.

"American Hillbilly Public Affairs Committee"

We'd have a hell of a convention.

Instead of a bunch of politicians sweating that they might say the wrong thing while kissin' ass,...they could get wacked on moonshine and be given banjer lessons.


Do you fancy yourself a "hillbilly?"


Somebody's warming up the shortwave.

Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty