I've been so desperate for movies I've started watching Chinese made Samurai movies. (yes I realize Samurai are Japanese)

They are essentially Westerns, just pretend the coolie hat is a stetson, the lead character can't grow a beard for schit and they all must be from Eastern Canada because you can't understand what they are saying.

Oh, and they use swords instead of colts.

If you can tolerate subtitles, I watched one called 13 Assassins (Prime?). 13 Assassins is basically The Dirty Dozen/Magnificent 7 variety,

I find myself turning the volume up when I can't follow the subtitles. I guess its like turning the radio down in the car when you're lost.

Last edited by KFWA; 11/30/20.
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