My grandma, bless her heart, wasn't cheap but never really understood trick or treating. She would always give us a banana and a returnable bottle of RC cola. 😁
The real cheap azz fuggs growing up in Maine. Where the fuggs giving out apples from trees in the yards. All picked with your caring hands and schitt....
Ok dickheads we got ya...👍👍👍💩💩💩
Thanks... Kerplunk..... apple in your bag...
Walk away...
Knead the fugg outta those things. Get em all squishy soft.
Incoming azzholes!!!!! House getting apple bombed...
Cheap fuggs....
The cheap ones here would go to the market or the Ben Franklin dime store, and get a bag of that old time Brachs hard candy that used to be sold loose. Probably 50 cents a pound or something, dip the scoop in the bin and fill your bag.
Then they would give you a single piece of it.
"Here you go kid, one butterscotch disc"
We always tossed that schidt, along with the smarties.
